Aim and Shoot
May 16th, 2007As if peeing on a stick isn’t bad enough, you go to your (male) gynae, only to be expected to aim and hit the opening of a thimble-sized bottle. Anyone knows a vagina isn’t capable of such accuracy … anyone knows a penis isn’t capable of accurately aiming and hitting the opening of a toilet bowl from more than, er, 9 inches, and a penis has been designed with aim in mind. Which is how we got into this mess in the first place.