I’m brash, I’m loud, I say anything and everything that comes to mind without first thinking about it … and people often wonder why. Is nothing private any more? I honestly can’t say. What I can say, however, is that when you come out of hospital after a birth – whether that is vaginal or sunroof – and you have had your bits exposed and your guts on the table, nothing can ever be sacred again. I made a pact and I’m sticking to it: if it’s not out there, it’s not real. I’m not a fairy tale kinda gal so if you want happy endings, you need to navigate back to Google and search again.